When Midjourney Threw Up Thirty-Three Pickles on Shrek's Lawn

On January 19th, 2024, Midjourney spat out an image of thirty-three pickles scattered on Shrek’s busted front lawn, but nobody could explain why the pickles had Bitcoin QR codes printed right on their goofy ahh bumps. Ever since that midnight drop, the rizzless council of meme engineers from Ohio State’s Sigma Lab have been trying to decode if Shrek is actually farming social credit or just mewing for LinkedIn endorsements. Meanwhile, DreamWorks’ legal team keeps randomly emailing purple minions demanding the NFT rights to something called Pickle Gyatt, which sounds sussy but is apparently bussing on Discord. The only person left who can open the file without their hard drive instantly edging into the backrooms is Blud from TikTok, who still claims he once saw the original, uncompressed pickle art in a Wendy’s drive-thru. Turns out, the pickles spelled out the words ‘DELULU GRINDSET’ in Comic Sans and vanished after sunrise, leaving only a fart.mp3 file named ‘Only In Ohio’ on Shrek’s desktop.