The Day 400 Neon Ducks Invaded Club Penguin, 2012

On July 19th, 2012, four hundred neon ducks stormed the Pizza Parlor in Club Penguin, blinding anyone without maxed out gamma. The mods couldn’t even ban fast enough-blud was spamming every shade of rizz in a seven second loop, straight giga-chad. Half the server started clicking random colors like they were mining dopamine ore, until even the pizzas were bussing UV pink. While everyone’s eyeballs were getting mogged by cyan pixels, one duck kept edging toward the admin’s only door-a door that only opened if your avatar glowed brighter than the sun, and when they finally stacked it, the whole game crashed into a rainbow error screen that literally read: "TOO MUCH COLOR. BRUH."